Breaking News on Sunday 5.55 pm 12/05/24
KFANDRA to produce fixed audio gym routines for all players!
Video's in landscape and in Shorts format publishing everyday!
KFANDRA is the gateway for entertainment!
KFANDRA hasn't skipped a session in 24 years!
Monthly fees are compulsory, unless you are unable to pay them because of financial issues!
The fee structure has changed! Now only one of 2 amounts is acceptable! Nothing in-between!
KFANDRA opens doors to players that can't make it for every session!
The KLC5 is sponsored by the Late Madhu and Prema Khare!
Read more in the Latest News! (Scroll down!)


A heartfelt thank you from KFANDRA!

KFANDRA would like to thank those players that regularly pay the fees every month without fail. Even though they may be unable to attend all the sessions or even a few or none at all, they still pay the monthly fee.
A large number of the players choose to ignore KFANDRA's offer to forsake the fees if the player is facing difficulties in his real-life, and that decision is obviously very important for KFANDRA.
It's the regular payment of fees that allows KFANDRA to pay the ground rent and focus fully on the players development and their enjoyment of the sessions and all the asides that go hand in hand with being a KFANDRA member.
At the same time, if a player can't pay the fees, then KFANDRA thanks the player for acknowledging that he can still play at KFANDRA without ever thinking that he hadn't paid the fees.
Thank you all again!

An imaginary vehicle that uses water to move being displayed to the public in a press conference.
Clearly, the KFANDRA staff is enthralled with the AI image creators on the net. Image 68! The fascinating AI mind!
This image was created @ 15.33.03 on 19/03/24 and put up on the website on 12/05/24.

Mr. Smith to sing!

To liven up life in general, Mr. Smith has decided to pick up the mic and sing a few songs.
The intrepid Mr. Smith is part of the commentary team for the Highlights Shows along
with Mr. Dlamini. In the future he plans to rope in Mr. Dlamini as well as the players.
Mr. Smith will be translating some old Hindi songs into English and singing without any practice, training or skill. He told us that he's grown up on these songs and there are so many non-Hindi speakers out there that may have heard the songs, liked them, but have never understood them. 
Mr. Smith wants to show everyone that the songs are indeed extremely good, well made and well sung and this show will just make everyone appreciate the original so much more.
The series is called, 'Mr. Smith's Classics!'
The first episode was published at 2 pm on 27/03/24.
The 2nd episode was published at 2 pm on Saturday 30/03/24.

All about Football formations!
Season One - 
4 episodes

2 minute episodes!!!
Episode 1 - What is a football formation? 5 pm, Sat. 25/11/23
Episode 2 - Quarters are better than 3rds! 5 pm, Sat. 02/11/23
Episode 3 - It's all about 16 blocks! 5 pm, Sat. 09/12/23
Episode 4 - Formations and blocks! 5 pm, Sat. 16/12/23

May 2024's blast from the past! 
16 years ago, May 2008! You may be able to recognize some old and new members of the current KFANDRA squad.
This image was taken at TZ's Home ground, Sindh Society.

The Adults Initiative

The Ethos - Respect, Trust, Integrity,
Passion and Humility
The idea - To play an exciting brand of
football and rugby with the ethos in mind.
The journey - A bit of both banter and serious chatter, working on stamina and strength and having heaps of fun in the process.

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For the blokes that are unable to attend sessions!

KFANDRA has settled in well in it's new abode and is all the more open to providing an opportunity for players that are unable to dedicate 3 sessions a week towards training but can at least commit themselves to becoming a KFANDRA member, with the focus only being that you believe in its ETHOS.
KFANDRA will be targeting both football and rugby, during the monsoon months and most always football between September and June. The payment of fees during the monsoon months will allow you to attend all tournaments organized by KFANDRA and during the non-monsoon months, the KLC Football tournament.
KFANDRA is now opening its doors to players that want to be a part of a professional organization but who can't always attend the sessions. All that is required of the player is for Mr. Khare to approve your membership and for the fees to be paid regularly. Attending sessions for these players will not be compulsory.
And so, if you think you fall into this bracket, then please email KFANDRA @ for inquiries related to becoming a member - Mr. Mukul Inamdar - mukul104@gmail.com and Mr. Shubhankar Inamdar - inam1shubh@yahoo.co.in with a politely worded email to see what you have to do, to begin the process of becoming a member.
(Please note that KFANDRA is not a professional club, but an Academy and the so called 'club' mentality is frowned upon).

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Have a business?

KFANDRA is always eager to help it's players in whatever way it can.
KFANDRA has asked its players to send in info about their business along with their Company logo. The only criteria is that their enterprise or 'business' should be owned in full by them.
Khare said, 'even if it's a chance for the players to get to know what their teammates are doing away from KFANDRA, this step is in the right direction. While it's always wise to know what your mates are up to in the real-life, them doing what they may be doing may be of use to you or someone you know in the future. At KFANDRA there's only time for training and never time for a social chit-chat, apart from a fun gathering. And it's been ages since we had one. While KFANDRA has always created ads in the videos it's released in the past, this step to 'advertise a Company' will be the first time in a long while. If you haven't seen the first 'business ad', go through KFANDRA's Home page and you'll see it there!
Please note that all submissions and 'ads' for this section are totally free of cost. KFANDRA will be displaying the info free of cost.

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Play Paaduman
Pipedreams 2D!

KFANDRAAI Game Dept. has made available 'Paaduman PipeDreams 2D' for the Android software mobile phones.
As you can see, Paaduman has grown into a well built young man. Help him on his quest as he travels through a couple of levels in search of something even he, as yet, does not know, what it is, he's searching for.
Go to the Games section of the website to download
Paaduman Pipe Dreams 2D!!


All about the KLC

 To attract only those players that are dedicated, disciplined and are committed to train and play with passion and intensity, while at the same time, not having to resort to violence and trying to win at allcosts. The term 'to win at all costs' implies trying to win by use of violence and by cheating. As it has always been in any organization run by Khare/KFANDRA, every player, team, club and organization will obviously always try and win a match, but what is most important, that it won't try and win the match at any cost. Winning a match is only by fair and legal means and in victory, humility is personified. Thereby, losing a match is not the end of the world, but only a chance to learn from mistakes and to congratulate the winning team as well as those teammates that gave their all during the game, playing or in reserve.

Go to the Videos page for more!

The Biggle Boggles

Some unique characters take you through some nuances of football in KFANDRAAI and around the world.

Go to all the videos!

To see all the available videos click the link. It's Swapneel Khare's personal youtube account.

The How To series

This series is an ongoing affair. It tries to give you info on how to play football in an easy way.

Latest News
Sunday 5.55 pm 12/05/24

On the Sunday or Monday of last week, the song 'Boom, Boom, Badhoom' was published. Anticipating that some of the players hadn't watched the video yet, Khare Sensei sent a message to the players on Monday evening who were attending the session on Tuesday.
The text simple read, 'Gym tomorrow! Exciting na? My heart's going Boom, Boom, Badhoom!' - End message.
It must be said that after meeting Khare Sensei for more than a day, let alone a month or more, you sort of get the idea that he's a bit koo-koo. But what must be mentioned in the same note is that however koo-koo he may be, he is definitely not one of those people that gets emotional. Which is why it was shocking that only one player responded with the 'song' in mind, thereby showing that the reference was understood and all was good. Out of the remaining attendee's, a few messaged back with formal reply's such as 'Yes Sir! I'm excited too!' and 'Yes Sir! It will be fun!' but none mentioned the lyrics - Boom, Boom, Badhoom.
Khare Sensei was expecting at least a couple of messages saying something to the tune of, 'Yes Sir! Are you ok Sir?' or 'Of course Sir! Are you feeling ok Sir?' which obviously meant that they know that Khare Sensei won't write dodgy stuff like 'Boom, Boom, Badhoom' and talk about his heart and stuff.
After this incident, Khare Sensei is of the opinion that whatever he does, the players will take it on the chin, show the other cheek and accept whatever it is they have to accept. Simply because they believe that Khare Sensei is just koo-koo and whatever happens is all part of the deal.

KFANDRA published an Off the Beat Track a few days ago through Mr. Smith's musical series. It was a Marathi song written by Khare Sensei in his really poor Marathi and created with the help of an AI software. It seems the songs lyrics shocked the players and 'many others' as they thought that KFANDRA was really treading on thin water as regards to their ETHOS, because of this song release. The lyrics they said were very 'explicit' and spoke of a romantic escapade in terms that should be censored.
When we approached Khare Sensei, he laughed uproariously and stated that its human tendency, especially by males, to always think along the lines of dodgy stuff. He said, 'tell me one lyric that mentions something dodgy? I mean this song could be about a simple friendship between a girl and a guy or even about a brother and sister. Or even cousins! For example, the 1st verse shows that the bloke is just being honest and finds his friend, sister or cousin sister very pretty. The 2nd verse implies that seeing her prettiness, he's feeling really happy. In the chorus he says that he finds her sweet too!' Khare Sensei then rolled about the ground laughing!
Our Ace reporter thought of something that he could catch Khare Sensei with and destroy his so-called 'cleansing' of the song.
'So Khare Sensei, when you spoke about the bloke saying that they should remove all their clothes to swim under the moonlight and then to get married, this was also above board? That a sister and brother or cousins could do dodgy stuff and get married on top of that?' Our Ace reporter smirked and waited for Khare Sensei's answer.
Khare Sensei didn't bother getting up. He said, 'I'll stay down here if you don't mind as I want to save myself the trouble of getting down here to roll around laughing again. Listen to me! The meaning of the lyrics you told me is a brilliant example of how all the dirty minds think. Let me explain! The bloke just suggests that they should go for a swim under the moonlight. When he says they should remove their clothes, he never ever mentions 'sagle' in Marathi which means 'all' in English. Therefore, they'll still be wearing their underclothes. I mean, who goes for a swim with their clothes on? And as for the final line, the fact is that their parents; who may be related or not, are living under Indian traditional views and this means that as their children are in their mid-twenties or something, they should think about getting married. At no time have the lysics stated that they should marry each other!! Simple na? Ahahahahah! I mean all they want to share is that last moment off independence together, between friends or relatives that they don't want to share with anyone else. What's wrong with that? Ahahahahhahahah!!!'
Our Ace reporter left with his tail between his legs.

KFANDRA's History

KFANDRA and the Adults Initiative. (KFANDRAAI). Is now once again KFANDRA!

History

KFANDRA was formed in the year 2000 and then registered under the Charity commissioner in 2001. The aim of the Academy was to coach kids in a professional manner, while at the same time teaching them moral values. At it's inception, a strong Mens team was also formed and the kids at the Academy were urged to dream of playing for the adult team.
For the technically advanced in football, opportunities such as trials with professional clubs were arranged, so that the players could have a chance at turning pro. Unfortunately, Rugby was a sport that was unheard of in this country and KFANDRA introduced it in Pune. Rugby was used more as a strength and personality building tool as there was not future in rugby professionally. Incredibly, the fees charged were negligible and some kids never paid at all as KFANDRA did not charge those family's that could not afford to pay even the smallest fee. Practice was held every day of the week for 2 hours in the evenings.
More than a decade later, the Academy realized that a majority of the urban youth were not inclined to pursue the chance of turning pro as it required time and an unfaltering dedication to succeed. Especially as the path to turn pro was not defined clearly. Football in Pune and for that matter, India, is not conducted in a way that is conducive to a healthy and comfortable future. But along the way, KFANDRA created quite a few players that ended up playing for their State of Maharashtra and managed to field a group of teenagers in the local tournaments against adults sometimes twice or thrice their age. And some of the greatest achievements by KFANDRA was to create a girls team in both football and rugby. The girls proved that they were just as good as the boys when a few players played at the national level in football, while in rugby the KFANDRA Womens team was the first team in the entire country to play an official Rugby Union 7's match against a Womens team from Hong Kong. They were also the first to play a 15's match in India as well. The girls and women also achieved a feat that KFANDRA had never achieved before, which was for some of the players to pull on their international jersey's because they were selected to play for their country.
The revenue was negligible though and eventually, with the ground rent sky rocketing, KFANDRA had to call it a day in 2018.
It was in 2005/2006 when Thunderboltz approached Mr. Khare to coach them. To cut a long story short, TZ allowed Mr. Khare to begin a tournament that ran for up to 8 months in a year, which focused on the ethos and punctuality. Another organization that Khare ended up coaching, KITFO/SAS also joined the tournament. The TZLC was separate from FIFA and Khare has even published it's own set of rules, called the HandyHandbook. 
The list of players went over 100 until during the lock down in June '20. During this period, Khare resigned from KITFO/SAS. Recently the reformed TZLC became the KTZLC and had over 60 members aged from 16 upwards, with the oldest player in his fifties, which was headed by KFANDRAAI.

November 2020
Khare resigned from Thunderboltz and is now running everything through KFANDRAAI. He has stated that he has worked for 15+ years at TZ as an employee and now the time has come, where he wants to do what he did for others, for the benefit of others, to set off on his own and take total control.

April 2022
The name KFANDRAAI was withdrawn and is back to being called KFANDRA.

May 2022 to June 2023
KFANDRA introduced a new system where the players did their warm up and stretching through audio recordings, known at KFANDRA as WOOS (WarmUP - WOO and Stretching - S). This frees up time for the Coach Sir to set up the drills for the session.
Quite a few new drills were also created, such at the 6 minute kill drill, minutes of madness and many more.
The KLC4 was a grand success, even after the unceremonious exit of the group of players from outside of KFANDRA (ACU), that was to take part in it. KFANDRA made a few changes to ensure that the KLC4 could continue being competitive. NSTTP (The Northern and Southern Territorial Pact) created by 'The Almighty Zoltan' was introduced to replace ACU.
The Quasi-Membership Initiative was chucked in the rubbish bin and KFANDRA vowed never to allow non-members from participating again. 
Until a few months down the line when a player on trial for membership of KFANDRA, accused KFANDRA of 'insulting' his parents and stating that it was too 'tiring to be respectful and say sorry constantly', KFANDRA created two 'Departments' (HOOLI and PNMIM) to look after the possible re-entry of non-members into the KLC and new membership aspirants.
The two Departments have been converted to one, the PNMID.

Contacts

Phone

Provided on email request

Membership Info

For KFANDRA Membership enquiry -
Mr. Mukul Inamdar - mukul104@gmail.com, 9764582124
Mr. Shubhankar Inamdar - inam1shubh@yahoo.co.in, 9049185973
Mr. Ajay Sanghvi - ajoo74@gmail.com, 9823032807
Mr. Jaidev Karanth - jaidevk@gmail.com, 9822027020
Session times - Tue, Thu and Sat 0610 to 08.10 

Sessions held at

Sangamwadi Ground
Scroll below to see map and directions                        

For Rugby only

Surhud Khare - surhudkhare@hotmail.com

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KFANDRA's Home venue (Sangamwadi)
1. Turn into the Rajiv Gandhi Nagar slum from Sangamwadi road.
2. Go along the road where you’ll see a small temple on your left.
3. Turn at the first left after the temple.
4. Go straight to a dead end and turn right. There’s even a small electrical box
with a flashing red light at the spot.
5. Go straight until you see another small temple/meeting are called Vikas Kreeda Mandal to your left with benches and
there are benches also placed where people can read newspapers. Take the
road between these two places. To your left will be some small dwellings and you’ll approach a society.
The name of the Society is MoonMother (Chandrama).
6. Take the first left at the Society.
7. Take the first right (you’ll spot a kennel at this corner).
8. Take the road which has a slight left and then right turn. Go straight along this
road but slowly. Turn in at 9 where you’ll be shown where to park your vehicle. 

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