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KFANDRA to produce fixed audio gym routines for all players!
Video's in landscape and in Shorts format publishing everyday!
KFANDRA is the gateway for entertainment!
KFANDRA hasn't skipped a session in 24 years!
Monthly fees are compulsory, unless you are unable to pay them because of financial issues!
The fee structure has changed! Now only one of 2 amounts is acceptable! Nothing in-between!
KFANDRA opens doors to players that can't make it for every session!
The KLC5 is sponsored by the Late Madhu and Prema Khare!
Read more in the Latest News! (Scroll down!)
KFANDRA would like to thank those players that regularly pay the fees every month without fail. Even though they may be unable to attend all the sessions or even a few or none at all, they still pay the monthly fee.
A large number of the players choose to ignore KFANDRA's offer to forsake the fees if the player is facing difficulties in his real-life, and that decision is obviously very important for KFANDRA.
It's the regular payment of fees that allows KFANDRA to pay the ground rent and focus fully on the players development and their enjoyment of the sessions and all the asides that go hand in hand with being a KFANDRA member.
At the same time, if a player can't pay the fees, then KFANDRA thanks the player for acknowledging that he can still play at KFANDRA without ever thinking that he hadn't paid the fees.
Thank you all again!
An imaginary vehicle that uses water to move being displayed to the public in a press conference.
Clearly, the KFANDRA staff is enthralled with the AI image creators on the net. Image 68! The fascinating AI mind!
This image was created @ 15.33.03 on 19/03/24 and put up on the website on 12/05/24.
To liven up life in general, Mr. Smith has decided to pick up the mic and sing a few songs.
The intrepid Mr. Smith is part of the commentary team for the Highlights Shows along
with Mr. Dlamini. In the future he plans to rope in Mr. Dlamini as well as the players.
Mr. Smith will be translating some old Hindi songs into English and singing without any practice, training or skill. He told us that he's grown up on these songs and there are so many non-Hindi speakers out there that may have heard the songs, liked them, but have never understood them.
Mr. Smith wants to show everyone that the songs are indeed extremely good, well made and well sung and this show will just make everyone appreciate the original so much more.
The series is called, 'Mr. Smith's Classics!'
The first episode was published at 2 pm on 27/03/24.
The 2nd episode was published at 2 pm on Saturday 30/03/24.
May 2024's blast from the past!
16 years ago, May 2008! You may be able to recognize some old and new members of the current KFANDRA squad.
This image was taken at TZ's Home ground, Sindh Society.
The Ethos - Respect, Trust, Integrity,
Passion and Humility
The idea - To play an exciting brand of
football and rugby with the ethos in mind.
The journey - A bit of both banter and serious chatter, working on stamina and strength and having heaps of fun in the process.
KFANDRA has settled in well in it's new abode and is all the more open to providing an opportunity for players that are unable to dedicate 3 sessions a week towards training but can at least commit themselves to becoming a KFANDRA member, with the focus only being that you believe in its ETHOS.
KFANDRA will be targeting both football and rugby, during the monsoon months and most always football between September and June. The payment of fees during the monsoon months will allow you to attend all tournaments organized by KFANDRA and during the non-monsoon months, the KLC Football tournament.
KFANDRA is now opening its doors to players that want to be a part of a professional organization but who can't always attend the sessions. All that is required of the player is for Mr. Khare to approve your membership and for the fees to be paid regularly. Attending sessions for these players will not be compulsory.
And so, if you think you fall into this bracket, then please email KFANDRA @ for inquiries related to becoming a member - Mr. Mukul Inamdar - mukul104@gmail.com and Mr. Shubhankar Inamdar - inam1shubh@yahoo.co.in with a politely worded email to see what you have to do, to begin the process of becoming a member.
(Please note that KFANDRA is not a professional club, but an Academy and the so called 'club' mentality is frowned upon).
KFANDRA is always eager to help it's players in whatever way it can.
KFANDRA has asked its players to send in info about their business along with their Company logo. The only criteria is that their enterprise or 'business' should be owned in full by them.
Khare said, 'even if it's a chance for the players to get to know what their teammates are doing away from KFANDRA, this step is in the right direction. While it's always wise to know what your mates are up to in the real-life, them doing what they may be doing may be of use to you or someone you know in the future. At KFANDRA there's only time for training and never time for a social chit-chat, apart from a fun gathering. And it's been ages since we had one. While KFANDRA has always created ads in the videos it's released in the past, this step to 'advertise a Company' will be the first time in a long while. If you haven't seen the first 'business ad', go through KFANDRA's Home page and you'll see it there!
Please note that all submissions and 'ads' for this section are totally free of cost. KFANDRA will be displaying the info free of cost.
KFANDRAAI Game Dept. has made available 'Paaduman PipeDreams 2D' for the Android software mobile phones.
As you can see, Paaduman has grown into a well built young man. Help him on his quest as he travels through a couple of levels in search of something even he, as yet, does not know, what it is, he's searching for.
Go to the Games section of the website to download
Paaduman Pipe Dreams 2D!!
This series is an ongoing affair. It tries to give you info on how to play football in an easy way.
On the Sunday or Monday of last week, the song 'Boom, Boom, Badhoom' was published. Anticipating that some of the players hadn't watched the video yet, Khare Sensei sent a message to the players on Monday evening who were attending the session on Tuesday.
The text simple read, 'Gym tomorrow! Exciting na? My heart's going Boom, Boom, Badhoom!' - End message.
It must be said that after meeting Khare Sensei for more than a day, let alone a month or more, you sort of get the idea that he's a bit koo-koo. But what must be mentioned in the same note is that however koo-koo he may be, he is definitely not one of those people that gets emotional. Which is why it was shocking that only one player responded with the 'song' in mind, thereby showing that the reference was understood and all was good. Out of the remaining attendee's, a few messaged back with formal reply's such as 'Yes Sir! I'm excited too!' and 'Yes Sir! It will be fun!' but none mentioned the lyrics - Boom, Boom, Badhoom.
Khare Sensei was expecting at least a couple of messages saying something to the tune of, 'Yes Sir! Are you ok Sir?' or 'Of course Sir! Are you feeling ok Sir?' which obviously meant that they know that Khare Sensei won't write dodgy stuff like 'Boom, Boom, Badhoom' and talk about his heart and stuff.
After this incident, Khare Sensei is of the opinion that whatever he does, the players will take it on the chin, show the other cheek and accept whatever it is they have to accept. Simply because they believe that Khare Sensei is just koo-koo and whatever happens is all part of the deal.
KFANDRA published an Off the Beat Track a few days ago through Mr. Smith's musical series. It was a Marathi song written by Khare Sensei in his really poor Marathi and created with the help of an AI software. It seems the songs lyrics shocked the players and 'many others' as they thought that KFANDRA was really treading on thin water as regards to their ETHOS, because of this song release. The lyrics they said were very 'explicit' and spoke of a romantic escapade in terms that should be censored.
When we approached Khare Sensei, he laughed uproariously and stated that its human tendency, especially by males, to always think along the lines of dodgy stuff. He said, 'tell me one lyric that mentions something dodgy? I mean this song could be about a simple friendship between a girl and a guy or even about a brother and sister. Or even cousins! For example, the 1st verse shows that the bloke is just being honest and finds his friend, sister or cousin sister very pretty. The 2nd verse implies that seeing her prettiness, he's feeling really happy. In the chorus he says that he finds her sweet too!' Khare Sensei then rolled about the ground laughing!
Our Ace reporter thought of something that he could catch Khare Sensei with and destroy his so-called 'cleansing' of the song.
'So Khare Sensei, when you spoke about the bloke saying that they should remove all their clothes to swim under the moonlight and then to get married, this was also above board? That a sister and brother or cousins could do dodgy stuff and get married on top of that?' Our Ace reporter smirked and waited for Khare Sensei's answer.
Khare Sensei didn't bother getting up. He said, 'I'll stay down here if you don't mind as I want to save myself the trouble of getting down here to roll around laughing again. Listen to me! The meaning of the lyrics you told me is a brilliant example of how all the dirty minds think. Let me explain! The bloke just suggests that they should go for a swim under the moonlight. When he says they should remove their clothes, he never ever mentions 'sagle' in Marathi which means 'all' in English. Therefore, they'll still be wearing their underclothes. I mean, who goes for a swim with their clothes on? And as for the final line, the fact is that their parents; who may be related or not, are living under Indian traditional views and this means that as their children are in their mid-twenties or something, they should think about getting married. At no time have the lysics stated that they should marry each other!! Simple na? Ahahahahah! I mean all they want to share is that last moment off independence together, between friends or relatives that they don't want to share with anyone else. What's wrong with that? Ahahahahhahahah!!!'
Our Ace reporter left with his tail between his legs.
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For KFANDRA Membership enquiry -
Mr. Mukul Inamdar - mukul104@gmail.com, 9764582124
Mr. Shubhankar Inamdar - inam1shubh@yahoo.co.in, 9049185973
Mr. Ajay Sanghvi - ajoo74@gmail.com, 9823032807
Mr. Jaidev Karanth - jaidevk@gmail.com, 9822027020
Session times - Tue, Thu and Sat 0610 to 08.10
Sangamwadi Ground
Scroll below to see map and directions
Surhud Khare - surhudkhare@hotmail.com
KFANDRA's Home venue (Sangamwadi)
1. Turn into the Rajiv Gandhi Nagar slum from Sangamwadi road.
2. Go along the road where you’ll see a small temple on your left.
3. Turn at the first left after the temple.
4. Go straight to a dead end and turn right. There’s even a small electrical box
with a flashing red light at the spot.
5. Go straight until you see another small temple/meeting are called Vikas Kreeda Mandal to your left with benches and
there are benches also placed where people can read newspapers. Take the
road between these two places. To your left will be some small dwellings and you’ll approach a society.
The name of the Society is MoonMother (Chandrama).
6. Take the first left at the Society.
7. Take the first right (you’ll spot a kennel at this corner).
8. Take the road which has a slight left and then right turn. Go straight along this
road but slowly. Turn in at 9 where you’ll be shown where to park your vehicle.
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