Breaking News on Monday 5.55 pm 16/03/26
Belated B'day greetings to Prerna Shetty! She celebrated her b'day on the 1st of this month!
A K-Pop song released after ages! Publishing soon!
Prerna Shetty's Angry Ant Aunties logo approved!
How to do things properly in the bathroom! Landscape version with bonus clips!
Sudarshan Sharma 'strips' on the ground! In front of all! JD Sarda called up to explain!
Aman 'Caveman' Bansal claims he traveled back in time! Stone age man finds stone!
More on everything later!
A stone from the Jurassic Age found in Bansal! More news later!
KFANDRA's brand new footballs are here!
KFANDRA 'monthly/quarterly fee' options expanded from January 2026!
KLSSGR1 matches to be scheduled almost every weekday!
A player says, 'the players know that KFANDRA always considers the players welfare ahead of anything and everything else!'
KLCFSGR1 Season to be played from till the monsoon rains make the ground unplayable!
The KFANDRA Media Dept. has deleted all 'short-cut' links to the videos as it was slowing down the uploading of the website. The 'text' links remain! See below!
KFANDRA's Fake Dr. Khare takes precautionary measures by enforcing the ankle wrap and gym gloves rule!
Also, MMG rules explained! See box below the Latest News info box!
Videos are being published constantly!
Check out the latest shorts video on KFANDRA's YouTube account and Instagram account!
KFANDRA provides a list of extremely good foreign movie and tv serials to watch!
Video's being published one after the other!
KFANDRA is the gateway for entertainment!
KFANDRA hasn't skipped a session in 24 years!
Monthly fees are compulsory, unless you are unable to pay them because of financial issues!
KFANDRA opens doors to players that can't make it for every session!
The Monthly Multi Game tournament is sponsored by the Late Madhu and Prema Khare!
Read more in the Latest News! (Scroll down!)
The brand new uniquely designed KFANDRA top level/world class footballs are in!
The old stock of footballs having reached its last numbers, a new order for footballs was made.
As always, the footballs that have been ordered have a unique design and are of a quality that is acceptable at the highest level as per FIFA standards.
This time the design is predominantly of a white colour, thereby making it clearly visible in poor light conditions and on grass or sand grounds.
The unique design with a mix of yellow, red and blue ensure it's visible against the blue sky or clouds.
Also, when the ball is struck it generates a myriad mix of colours if it spins.
The footballs will be immediately used in training and are also available for purchase.
KFANDRA creates Fooba!
KFANDRA has been hit with quite a few players exiting due to a variety of reasons.
This led to the absence of a competitive tournament since March 2024. Only recently, with the attendances slowly rising, KFANDRA had promised its players some much needed tournament game-time. Unfortunately, the state of the ground in the middle of the summer season and then again during the monsoon season, has led to one half of the KFANDRA home ground in an unplayable state.
Fooba has been created for just such a scenario; with less players and a dodgy pitch, and will most probably be the future at KFANDRA in the short term.
Click here for the link to the Fooba R and R!
Click here for a PDF document related to FoobaKLC1!
A new series has begun, targeting the player members!
The Bachelors Cookbook!
The players will need to show off their skills in the kitchen in front of a camera. And if they're happily married or have an over-protective mum, they won't be allowed to use their help to cook. Even if it's a worried relative or a snoopy neighbour. On the menu should be something elaborate and not something like a simple fried egg or packaged meal.
KFANDRA has given up on its players sending any clips and will be uploading
staff cooking videos if it can.
Player at KFANDRA
He said, 'I am happiest when playing under the supervision of KFANDRA. That is why paying in advance is just like paying myself and guaranteeing happiness'.
(The players name has not been disclosed on account of anything related to fees at KFANDRA remains private).
Khare Sensei along with the rest of the gang of KFANDRA employees have started a PODCAST!
As the image states the Podcast will be focusing on topics that cover everything.
Check for the link in the More Info Tab in the menu!
Listen to Khare Sensei's solution to the question on the image.
2 recordings cover everything!
Khare Sensei along with Mr. Dlamini decide to analyze the Indian supporter and others all over the world.
1st recording is on Friday!!
The 2nd and final recording is on Saturday at 9.30 am!
Mr. Dlamini interviews Khare Sensei on his views on pollution and how he protects the environment.
A few players will be asked this week to give their views too.
Published on 3 pm on 21/06/24!
Mr. Dlamini interviews Guru Khare on his views on palmistry.
A few players will be asked this week to give their views too.
To be published at 9 am on Monday 16/09/24!
Player at KFANDRA
I would like to thank KFANDRA and sir for making immense efforts to find a way into every possible problem with precise and immaculate solutions. The invention of FOOBA is an ideal example. I admire sir’s selfless attitude and patience in dealing with our problems. I must say, sir, you can now take a breather as I feel everyone after yesterday's match was super excited and pumped up for the upcoming FOOBAKLC1 season. All down to your efforts and hard work, for which merely thanking you would be insufficient. I express my sincere gratitude for your immense guidance and support.
KFANDRA would like to thank those players that regularly pay the fees every month without fail. Even though they may be unable to attend all the sessions or even a few or none at all, they still pay the monthly fee.
A large number of the players choose to ignore KFANDRA's offer to forsake the fees if the player is facing difficulties in his real-life, and that decision is obviously very important for KFANDRA.
It's the regular payment of fees that allows KFANDRA to pay the ground rent and focus fully on the players development and their enjoyment of the sessions and all the asides that go hand in hand with being a KFANDRA member.
At the same time, if a player can't pay the fees, then KFANDRA thanks the player for acknowledging that he can still play at KFANDRA without ever thinking that he hadn't paid the fees.
Thank you all again!
The Ethos - Respect, Trust, Integrity,
Passion and Humility
The idea - To play an exciting brand of
football and rugby with the ethos in mind.
The journey - A bit of both banter and serious chatter, working on stamina and strength and having heaps of fun in the process.
KFANDRA has settled in well in it's new abode and is all the more open to providing an opportunity for players that are unable to dedicate 3 sessions a week towards training but can at least commit themselves to becoming a KFANDRA member, with the focus only being that you believe in its ETHOS.
KFANDRA will be targeting both football and rugby, during the monsoon months and most always football between September and June. The payment of fees during the monsoon months will allow you to attend all tournaments organized by KFANDRA and during the non-monsoon months, the KLC Football tournament.
KFANDRA is now opening its doors to players that want to be a part of a professional organization but who can't always attend the sessions. All that is required of the player is for Mr. Khare to approve your membership and for the fees to be paid regularly. Attending sessions for these players will not be compulsory.
And so, if you think you fall into this bracket, then please email KFANDRA @ for inquiries related to becoming a member - Mr. Mukul Inamdar - mukul104@gmail.com and Mr. Shubhankar Inamdar - inam1shubh@yahoo.co.in with a politely worded email to see what you have to do, to begin the process of becoming a member.
(Please note that KFANDRA is not a professional club, but an Academy and the so called 'club' mentality is frowned upon).
KFANDRA is always eager to help it's players in whatever way it can.
KFANDRA has asked its players to send in info about their business along with their Company logo. The only criteria is that their enterprise or 'business' should be owned in full by them.
Khare said, 'even if it's a chance for the players to get to know what their teammates are doing away from KFANDRA, this step is in the right direction. While it's always wise to know what your mates are up to in the real-life, them doing what they may be doing may be of use to you or someone you know in the future. At KFANDRA there's only time for training and never time for a social chit-chat, apart from a fun gathering. And it's been ages since we had one. While KFANDRA has always created ads in the videos it's released in the past, this step to 'advertise a Company' will be the first time in a long while. If you haven't seen the first 'business ad', go through KFANDRA's Home page and you'll see it there!
Please note that all submissions and 'ads' for this section are totally free of cost. KFANDRA will be displaying the info free of cost.
KFANDRAAI Game Dept. has made available 'Paaduman PipeDreams 2D' for the Android software mobile phones.
As you can see, Paaduman has grown into a well built young man. Help him on his quest as he travels through a couple of levels in search of something even he, as yet, does not know, what it is, he's searching for.
Go to the Games section of the website to download
Paaduman Pipe Dreams 2D!!
Aman 'Caveman' Bansal 'discovered' that his nickname was in actuality the whole and bitter absolute truth of his 'other' life. A few days ago, he discovered that he had a stone lodged in his body and while the hospital he was in stated that it was a 'normal' kidney stone, KFANDRA found out otherwise. KFANDRA sleuths and special satellites decided to get to the bottom of the exact 'story' behind the stone and were shocked to find out that the stone was in fact from the Neanderthal age. Millions of years ago when 'humanity' took their first steps, or when the first bi-pedal species that looked like humans, lived in caves. The 'stone' it seems was embedded in Bansal's stomach, as if at some point in time he'd swallowed it to stave of hunger. Carbon dating of the stone proves the authenticity of the stone. It's only Bansal, who for some reason can't explain certain 'missing' periods of his life, who doesn't believe the evidence. Is this a bona-fide example of time-travel? Why don't you, dear reader, ask him and find out for yourself. In any case, at KFANDRA, anything can happen.
In other news -
The other day at the end of the session, S. Sharma who is better known as Bling Boy, decided to 'strip' naked to change and leave for work. While doing so, to the shock of all the other players present there (luckily Mrs. Shetty had left much earlier, although one is unaware of what her reaction would've been; thrilled, or shocked and disgusted, but our KFANDRA sleuths can vouch for the fact that no sane woman, whether married or unmarried would've liked what they saw. Rumour has it that Khare Sensei/Neel Sir is still undergoing therapy after his was assaulted with the disturbing vision. To continue the story, Sharma when in the process of stripping his shirt of said, 'KFANDRA has changed the rules! I know! I read them! We can change on the ground without going to the Material room if we aren't embarrassed about changing in front of other blokes'. At this Sharma was informed in a less words as possible, that the rule change also included the other players and if they would be okay with any player stripping down in front of everyone. KFANDRA is of the belief that a bathroom, onsen, swimming pool, beach, strip show and other such places are places where stripping is in fact applauded. But at a session on a ground in between residences, with a non-chiseled body, stripping will be frowned upon. One of his teammates also pointed out that a lady was on the other side of the ground walking at the end of KFANDRA's session. The lady it seemed nearly had a heart-attack on seeing the gora-gora non-chiseled body of BB. Whether it was a heart-attack in happiness or sadness is yet to be ascertained, but as of this time, KFANDRA has made it mandatory to change in the material room.
Earlier in the week when the headline of this article was published, BB's JD was asked indirectly to comment as he was to be punished for his JD's behaviour. 10,000 points may be deducted from both members MMG points in the next few days!
And finally, Prerna 'Acid' Shetty has completed her Club logo. Earlier she'd announced and got approval from KFANDRA about her Club name and slogan, which were 'Angry Ant Aunties' and 'Angry Ant Aunties Attack'. See the logo below!
Although Shetty's birthday happened a couple of days before she joined KFANDRA, on the 1st of this month, the KFANDRA Head Honcho's and Committee Members decided that a couple of days is still punishable. That's why they'll be sending the person assigned the task of sending birthday greetings, out to the deep sea without a boat and a life vest. But KFANDRA will be allowing him to wear the clothes he was wearing when he was picked up and a book titled, 'how to communicate with sharks in the deep sea'.
Happy Belated Birthday Mrs. Shetty! KFANDRA hopes you have many more in the future! And tomorrow's session should be fun!
The Angry Ant Aunties Club Logo!
Prerna Shett's Club will now be officially included in the KLCFESGR1!
Mr. Swapneel Khare (Khare Sensei/Neel Sir)
Phone no. provided on email request - khareswapnee@hotmail.com
Does your organization want to be a part of KFANDRA through its coaching methods? Contact the following persons to see if something can be worked out.
Mr. Ajay Sanghvi - ajoo74@gmail.com, 9823032807
Mr. Jaidev Karanth - jaidevk@gmail.com, 9822027020
Sangamwadi Ground
Session times - Tue, Thu and Sat 0610 to 0730.
(Can be extended to 08.10 if enough players are available for extra training).
Scroll below to see map and directions
Surhud Khare - surhudkhare@hotmail.com,
9881044755
Please text message Surhud Sir first. Please do not call before messaging.
KFANDRA's 1st ground (Sangamwadi)
1. Turn into the Rajiv Gandhi Nagar slum from Sangamwadi road.
2. Go along the road where you’ll see a small temple on your left.
3. Turn at the first left after the temple.
4. Go straight to a dead end and turn right. There’s even a small electrical box
with a flashing red light at the spot.
5. Go straight until you see another small temple/meeting are called Vikas Kreeda Mandal to your left with benches and
there are benches also placed where people can read newspapers. Take the
road between these two places. To your left will be some small dwellings and you’ll approach a society.
The name of the Society is MoonMother (Chandrama).
6. Take the first left at the Society.
7. Take the first right (you’ll spot a kennel at this corner).
8. Take the road which has a slight left and then right turn. Go straight along this
road but slowly. Turn in at 9 where you’ll be shown where to park your vehicle.
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